Are you accepting a crippling addiction by trying to get your hands on creepy crawlies? Well, either you’re someone who should probably be kept away from animal shelters, or you’ve been playing Pokémon TCG Pocketalong with everyone else who helped it surpass the 30 million download mark.

Yes, as the game’s official account announced via Tweet, the game about collecting cards and then doing something with them has surpassed that impressive total in just its first week of existence, placing it firmly in what looks like it will be a La Pokémon Go’s trajectory in terms of becoming super popular is physically impossible to avoid.

“Ttt-thirty million?! How many packs have been opened then?” the post reads, “On behalf of everyone working on the game and myself, thank you for all your support! Seriously “If you haven’t downloaded it, try it and tell us what you think.”

I’ll tell you what I think, Poké people, I think at least three of my coworkers have had their lives stolen so far, so if you could at least go easy on their worn-out minds and give them some nice cards, that would be nice.

Anyway, leaving aside the impact on the lives of the VG247 staff, to put this into a bit of context, Pokémon Go hit 30 million users at the end of his first month, and of course he has done a ton of shit of money over its lifespan, even if the halcyon days of 2016 with headlines like ‘Pokémon Go players bombarded with water by residents in Sydney suburb, police called‘ (Hey, he still works here!) They’ve been gone for a while.

We already know the one from TCG Pocket raking piles of grease So far, to use proper business terms, chances are there are a few suits sitting in a building today toasting each other and thinking about buying another Bentley, this time with a wrap that looks a bit like this.

Anyway, to make us feel less bad about what we’ve done to Connor and Kelsey by encouraging them to get even further into TCG Pocket than they already were, check out our huge variety of helpful guides on things like starting and assembling the best decksin addition to remaining attentive to the coverage of all interesting things The TCG Pocket community is doing it.