To be fair, Forte was asking for it for being mean to the spirit.

Will Forte He is a man who likes to tempt fate. In the last episode of Fellow Saturday night live alum Raquel Dratch‘s Woo Woo podcastForte remembers asking a Ouija board as a teenager when and how he was going to die.

According to the spirits from beyond, Forte, now 54 years old, has until he is 73, the age at which he will be stabbed to death. Or will he?

Forte admitted that it was a little annoying when he was 16 or 17 when he thought Ouija was “so dumb.” At that time he was interested in a girl and went to her house, where he met a self-proclaimed witch. When they brought out the board and started asking him questions, Forte realized something strange was happening.

“I would ask this Ouija board questions that no one else would know the answers to, and I would get the right answers. And so I was pretty impressed,” he said. The last man on Earth said the star. “I was thinking, is there a way for my hands to move it because I know the answer?… I was trying not to force it all, but it was pretty crazy, like my grandmother’s middle name, that kind of thing.”

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Forte noted that some of the spirits they encountered were “somewhat aggressive and violent,” so the witch warned them to be careful. So what does teenager Will Forte do?

“I’d be belittling the spirit, trying to make it really angry,” said the man formerly known as MacGruber. “I’m sure I told him he had a small penis or something.”

He added: “But it really got a bit scary.”

Forte, still skeptical, had the nerve to ask the Ouija board when and how he was going to die.

“I found out I was going to die from a stabbing at the age of 73,” he told an incredulous Dratch. “I have 19 years left.”

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Dratch thought this sounded “extreme” and said he didn’t believe it, and Forte didn’t either…so much, though he admitted that “from time to time,” every time he tells this story, he wonders that “when I’m 72, when I get closer to the end, do I start looking for Kevlar, full body Kevlar suits?

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But there is good news on the spiritual front. At the end of each episode, Dratch and her co-host Irene Bremis have their guest ask a yes or no question to their pendulum. When Forte asked if he would really die at age 73 from a stabbing, the pendulum said no, thus negating the Ouija board. Or something like that.

Either way, the moral of the story is don’t make fun of a ghost’s penis. Which should be obvious.

Listen to the full episode of Forte de Woo Woo below.